What’s worse than getting repeatedly beaten by your husband who resembles a modern-day Manson follower? Having to cut him a check for $40,000,000.00.

29 year-old Holly Lahti, a mother of two, is the recent recipient of half of the second largest Mega Millions jackpot of all time, $380,000,000. Holly, married to Joshua Lahti, the proud possessor of a wrap sheet that dwarfs DMX’s, is obligated to respect her spousal contract which entitles the wife-beater and all-around white-trash reprobate to $40 mill of cold, hard, unworthy cash.

Although Holly has not come out publicly about the winnings, she didn’t hesitate canning her job at a local bank. In light of their rocky relationship, countless number of arrests, and appearing as if they both belong on a spin-off of the Jersey Shore called West Virginia Swamp, I can only imagine them using their money for the most high-minded of purposes.