Beyonce is going to have a matching purse for every one of her Tina Knowles for Walmart ensembles. Page Six says that on Christmas Eve, Jay-Z swaggered through the Hermes store in NYC like LaToya in Frederick of Hollywoods and dropped hundreds of thousands of dollars on purses for B. The words ‘IN THIS ECONOMY’ have no meaning to an Aardvark from the Marcy PJ’s.

Some whisper down the lane, “Jay was in a private room of Hermes doing last-minute shopping. He had a guard standing watch outside. He spent $350,000 on Birkin bags, among other things. The buying binge took so long, Jay-Z missed his scheduled lunch at Nello, prompting the restaurateur to deliver his food to the store.”

And now we know what Beyonce’s Sister, Basement Baby, got under her tree(in the basement): some god damn coal and a bunch of orange Hermes boxes with some cold Nello leftovers. Hey,it could have been like last X-Mas when Santa brought House of Dereon samples and a sump pump to keep her basement home dry!