That’s Sooo Plastic

Courtney Love rolled into an opening at New York’s Museum of Modern Art the other night looking like many of the rearranged faces found on the very walls of the institution. Yes, scenestirz, this is the new and improved Courtney Love, now with 90 percent less nostril, and freshly poked, peeled, and sand blasted face.

The weird thing is, she kind of looks good, especially given how Courtney has looked in the past. But she just doesn’t seem to have that same spark. We think we prefer seeing her Herpes sores and look fondly back on the days when you could tell Courtney was self injecting the silicone into her face.

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R.I.P Rue McClanahan

Rue McClanahan or as many know her, Blanche Devereaux from The Golden Girls, passed away at 1 this morning from a massive stroke. R.I.P Rue. The Scenestirz were huge fans.
February 20, 1934-June 3, 2010

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Vid of the Day

Seems like just another day in NYC to us. Maybe the Holland Tunnel?

Sekurrity!!!

The man below is 30 year-old struggling porn star and web designer, Stephen Hill, who is responsible for a brutal stabbing rampage at a Van Nuys video production facility that left one of his co-workers dead and another two wounded on Tuesday (June 1). The suspect fled in a blue Toyota RAV4 with license plate 5YTC423 and is currently at large.

Stephen reportedly used a machete-style weapon in the attack after learning he had lost his job and faced eviction from the office. There were seven people in the office at the time of the attack. The three wounded victims were rushed to the hospital where one was pronounced dead.

There is some speculation in the adult industry that Hill performs under the name “Steve Driver.” Porn actress Dana Dearmond remarked on Twitter “omg i thought of steve driver when they said it was a skinny black guy with a sword. I knew he wasn’t right in the head.”

Yikes! This is beyond some Latino Fan Club shyyt. I mean, we all have our street trade fantasies and all…..but this is taking things a little too far.

Below are some pictures the Scenestirz dug up on his Myspace page. (Of course Myspace, who else would still be on that site?)

 

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Plastic Vision Heidi Montag and her husband, Spencer Pratt, have weathered many storms together – but now it’s time to spend time apart, says the Plastic Vision.

“I needed some alone time,” Heidi confirms. The Plastic Vision has moved out of the Pacific Palisades, Calif., home she shared with Pratt. “There are so many lies out there about me and I just needed space – even away from my husband.”

Heidi says there was no single straw that broke the camel’s back and caused her to leave.

“I had to get away from the lies my family and supposed friends are saying about me,” says the Plastic Vision. “It’s time to concentrate on myself.”

Montag plans to spend the summer clearing her head and getting in some much need girl time with pal and new roommate Jen Bunney, which will be captured on film as they will be shooting their own reality show. Heidi is also working on writing a movie script.

As for the future of Speidi, it’s a work in progress. “I’ve always loved Spencer,” says the Plastic Vision, “but right now we’re working on things.”

Heidi the Scenestirz predicts that you will soon be the Katharine Hepburn of our time. Leave that loser behind and focus on your acting and writing career. The Scenestirz will continue our crusade!

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Sonja Is A Wild One

New ‘Real Housewives of New York City’ star Sonja Morgan was busted for driving while intoxicated Monday morning in Southampton Village when she failed to halt at a stop sign. Police pulled her over at 2:16 AM, and after she failed a series of field sobriety tests and refused a Breathalyzer, they took her to the local police headquarters and charged her with DWI, NY Post reports.

According to a Southampton Village officer, Morgan had been partying on the East End over the course of the Memorial Day weekend.

Morgan, the ex-wife of John Adams Morgan, great-grandson of famed financier J.P. Morgan, will appear in court to face the charge at a later date.

She told PEOPLE magazine in April that her divorce was part of the reason she turned down Bravo TV’s ‘Housewives’ the first time around.

“The show had reached out to me, but I was too chicken. I was freshly divorced,” she said.

She joined the New York ‘Housewives’ this season and has been causing quite a stir — dating younger men and living an extravagant lifestyle.

Sonja is a wild one and the Scenestirz love her.

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Jus’ Sayin’

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Iggy Pop. Jennifer Aniston. Jus’ Sayin’…..

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