Alicia Keys: Beautiful Homewrecking Bride

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Singer/songwriter Alicia Keys and producer Swizz Beatz tied the knot in a beautiful secret ceremony surrounded by close family and friend in a private home in Corsica, France on the Mediterranean Sea on Saturday.The 29 year-old is pregnant with the couple’s first child.

The pregnant bride wore a Greek goddess-inspired ivory silk gown with jewel detail on the back shoulder by Vera Wang. Alicia accessorized it with crystal-encrusted sandals, a diamond headband and a bouquet of purple calla lilies. [Last week’s ugly bitch of the week Chelsea Clinton also married in a Vera Wang gown on the exact same day but we will not be showing pictures of that because she is just too ugly] Swizz wore a Tom Ford tuxedo with an ivory jacket.

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Dirty Low Down Money Wit’ A Wig

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“The Real Housewives Of Atlanta” star Kim Zolciak seems to have finally moved on from her publicity ploy lesbian lover DJ Tracy Young and sugar daddy Big Poppa. Kim is reportedly completely in love with Atlanta Falcons defensive end, Kroy Biermann.
“They’ve been dating for about two months,” says a friend of Kim. Kim and her 24 year-old boy toy made their first appearance together at the wedding of her fellow co-star Cynthia Bailey this past Saturday.
Kyyym Dirty Low Down Money Wit’ A Wig is probably old enough to be the mother of the 6’3’’ and 260-pound NFL star. Kroy doesn’t seem to care about their age difference (14 years, if Kim didn’t lie about her age [38]!) as the two were seen “laughing, kissing and have a great time together.”

J. Timbs Is A Tranny Chaser Pass It On

Justin Timberlake has his own tequila brand and here’s the commercial for that mess which he directed himself. Is that a tranny?!

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Condoleeza Rice feat. Aretha Franklin

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Aretha & Connie sittin’ in the tree….f-u-c-k-i-n-g. (Don’t ask me why that was the first thing that popped into my head when I started typing.) Anyway music as you know it will never be the same. Queen Aretha and Connie Rice joined their musical power for a benefit concert in Filthadelphia last night. It’s so funny I always thought that Condoleeza would have been much better than Beyonce in Gaga’s Telephone. Now I see that Connie would have just outshone Gaga.

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Jus’ Sayin’

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Robert Pattinson. A Turtle. Jus’ Sayin’……

Video Girl Barbie

Yup, it’s Barbie with a web cam as her pendant! She even comes with a tiny screen and a USB hub on her back. Question is: Will any girl want to grow up with a video camera on her chest and a screen on her back?

P.S. Don’t you just want to take the pink USB chord and choke the girl doing this segment?

"Barbie Video Girl" gewinnt den Toy Innovation Award 2010 der Internationalen Spielwarenmesse Nürnberg in der Kategorie "Emotion und Erlebnis"

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Slunt of the Day

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A slunty situation.

Baby Praying Mantises

Here are some cute pictures of baby praying mantises. They’re like teeny tiny aliens. So cute.

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