It is confirmed. We are pleased to announce Madonna is collaborating with Iconix Brand Group to design a Junior’s line for Macy’s and eyewear. The Junior’s line for Macy’s will be named Material Girl and will be launching this August. It is targeted towards girls from 13-25 and is inspired by Lourdes! The first line will include clothes, shoes, handbags, and jewelry that range from $12 to $40 which is extremely affordable. If it’s anything like Madonna’s line for H&M it is sure to be ah-mazing.
Crazy Old Man Karl Lagerfeld is getting a slunty title. He is being appointed Commander of the French Legion of Honor. There’s just one problem. The uniforms for this honour are a blasphemous white. Whatever will Karl do? Knowing him, he’ll have Chanel make a custom black jacket just for him. Forget Commander, we think he should be appointed Head Slunt of the French Legion of Honor. Yes, that title would definitely better suit him.
Oh no. A group of angry hipsters attacked the Williamsburg, Brooklyn American Apparel this weekend. Apparently, the boys were dressed in all black and broke the windows, burned trash, and detonated smoke bombs. Seriously, who does that? American Apparel recently had a contest in which they picked either a male or a female that had the best ass and that person got to be in their next underwear campaign, so the Village Voice suspects it was a group of sore losers that committed the crime. Waaah.
For the April 2010 cover of Teen Vogue, Miley Cyrus has cleaned up her white trash rocker style for a more sophisticated look. We approve. Ok, so we know she’s only 17 and definitely has not had any work done as of yet, we are positive that when she is ready to take the steps to maintain her youth, she will be an amazing plastic icon. Until then, the creative department at Teen Vogue will be keeping Miley flawless.
At a concert in Germany, Kelly Clarkson had to pee so bad that she had the band cover for her in the middle of a song while she ran to use the bathroom. She later admitted that she just couldn’t hold it any longer and apologized to the fans. Kelly Clarkson is a lady unlike Fergie who has pissed all over herself during concerts before.
The Scenestirz have a way of talking about plastic surgery and those that are plastic quite frequently, however if you are so moved as to get plastic surgery yourself please make sure the doctor is reputable and you have spoken to those that have used the doctor before.
This idiot woman on Staten Island, Maria Alaimo, went to Dr. Keith Berman who asked for $7,000 up front to make her boobs a full 36C. He gave her four implants as opposed to two, which was extremely uncomfortable, and not to mention embarrassing. Her breasts have heavy scars now. She is suing his ass for $5 million.
PS: She found him through an online ad. DO NOT SEARCH FOR YOUR PLASTIC SURGEON THROUGH AN ONLINE AD!!! EVER!!!
When it comes to Lindsay Lohan, we’ve pretty much thrown our arms up in the air at this point. This girl is such a trainwreck, we can’t help but just watch her be the trainwreck that she is daily. Like how she left her house wearing this. A white caplet fur, with a pale pink chiffon dress, and gold wedges. At first, I thought she had fractured a bone or something in her hands, but those aren’t casts, they’re gloves. And it’s kind of gross that we can see her scalp. We would tell her to get some help, but we like her this way. The girl is an utter disaster.
Kirsten Dunst is on the cover of V this month and she looks like an innocent porcelain doll. Her eyes are a bright electric blue and her cheekbones are perfectly contoured. Her face is glass. It’s funny it kind of doesn’t even look like her. We wish she had actually turned her face into the plastic vision that covers V but unfortunately someone got trigger-happy with the Photoshop.
WHAT. IS. THIS. Is Ciara wearing black paneled spandex denim leggings…with a sports bra?! That doesn’t even sound right. And that leather jacket is not the right size for her so it’s hitting her waist and arms in the wrong places. If she wanted to show off her blatant 6-pack she could have easily done that with a cutout swimsuit or something. I don’t get it.
Our girl Nicki Minaj was lookin’ fly at Jay-z’s concert last night at Madison Square Garden in NYC. Reports attacked the female rapper as she was exiting the venue. One reporter can be heard saying, “I know you are the Black Barbie. Barbie is looking for a new job. Is there any advice you would give her?” How dare he ask Nicki such a ridiculous question. Can’t he see she’s being attacked by the paps and needs to get into her car. Some people.
