Today’s Slunt Slap goes to Paula Deen’s maid, Mary Alice White, who cleaned her out of more than $10,000 in jewelry and other precious metals between the period of August 2009 – May 2010. Paula’s husband, Michael Groover found the maid with the stolen jewelry in her possession and fired Ms. Mary Alice White immediately. Paula shoulda whacked her over the head with a nice cold stick of butter, y’all.
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This is a group of music college students covering Usher and Will.i.am OMG which they meshed together with Rihanna’s Rude Boy. For white girls, they’ve got soul, dayuum.
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We can completely understand where this crazy Russian lady is coming from. There have been many times when we have been getting ready to go out, and want to throw a few back first, so we hit up the liquor store and they don’t have what we want to drink. Nothing is more disappointing than that. Watch this woman break every bottle in sight at a liquor store in San Francisco while screaming in Russian.
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This is what giving up looks like. Eva Mendes…the sexiest woman alive? Really?! I don’t know about that one. She’s looking pretty average here almost Real Housewives average and that’s scary. Sexy? Hmmm. More like frumpy.
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XXX-TTT-III-NNN-A. Get it. Last night Christina Aguilera performed three songs off of her new album, “Bionic,” at the 2010 MTV Movie Awards. She wore a Simone Harouche cape, Stephen Webster jewels and a crystal bodysuit by The Blonds. Her flashing pussy heart was customized.
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We would venture to say, that this is the best Vibe cover there has ever been. Look at Nicki with that pose and facial expression. You can’t help but love her. And we are surprisingly loving that color hair on her. This bitch.
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…For 20 years! Fran Drescher’s ex-husband Peter Marc Jacobson met when they were just 15 years old and never had any children together. In 1985, their apartment in LA was ransacked by burglars, Fran and her girlfriend were raped at gunpoint, and Peter was tied up and forced to watch the entire thing. That must have been an extremely traumatic experience. In 1999, the two were divorced. To this day, they remain very close friends and are working on a sitcom based on their relationship. “Love is what we’re all about.” You’re an amazing, inspirational, woman Fran and we love you.
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Floyd Mayweather Jr. American professional boxer, the number one pound for pound boxer in the world, and slunt. He is currently undefeated and highly regarded as one of the best boxers of all time.
“Put your money where your mouth is ‘cuz you know I gotta big mouth and I got big money.”
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Jennifer Manghisi of Scenestirz.com. The Sluntiest of them all. HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME, JENNIFER!
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The Trashbox Bird Miley Cyrus must have been smoking some serious amounts of skank weed backstage because Miley’s pussy has got the munchies y’all! During one of her shows this weekend, it started munching on her sateen costume. What color is that anyway? Split Pea? More like Split Pussy.
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