We don’t know how slutty Rhino’s are, but this bitch does does look happy to be taking it from behind from this Elephant.
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On July 1, 2010, In Sekurrity!!!, By admin
On June 29, 2010, In Sekurrity!!!, By admin
A Middle Eastern woman, 5’7” and 120 lbs, disguised as Cat Woman is wanted by police for robbing shoe and skin care product stores in Manhattan and Queens. Apparently the slunt robbed Arche Shoes on Astor Place and made off with a pathetic $86 and then she hit up the Body Shop in Queens making off with $500 which is still not great. A robber with the same description a year ago robbed Nine West in Forrest Hills and stole $500. This woman clearly isn’t just robbing these places because she wants media attention for the fact she is wearing a ridiculous costume.
PS: It wasn’t supposed to blow up to this proportion. I was only doing it because Mario said we needed a good marketing ploy. Everyone needs to calm down. That catsuit is too hot to wear down here in South Beach anyway.
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On June 24, 2010, In Sekurrity!!!, By admin
Will.i.am should really be more careful with that Bentley of his. In Hollywood Hills, Monday night, a group of bad guys broke into his car and looted over $10,000 worth of stuff. Will.i.am made the discovery himself to which he then notified police. They mostly took jewelry and other personal items.
Are we the only ones that think it’s really freakin’ dumb to keep $10,000 worth of jewelry in your car, especially when it’s kind of difficult for a Bentley to go unnoticed.
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On June 23, 2010, In Sekurrity!!!, By admin
SEKURRITY IN DA CLUB!!!! The Miami-Dade Police Department has released an extremely violent and shocking video of an assault that occurred on June 11th outside of the Coco Lounge strip club in Miami, Florida. In the video five men attacked 25-year-old Getro Dolicine and beat him so savagely that he wound up in critical condition at Miami’s Jackson Memorial Hospital.
Dolicine and the five assailants got into a verbal argument inside the club and were escorted out by security. The video surveillance from outside the club shows Dolicine being sucker punched, followed by having a barricade thrown against his defenseless body and then being punched in the head. This is followed by yet another barricade attack on his motionless body.
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Alexis Mackendly, the man in the video above, was arrested and charged with first degree attempted murder for his involvement in the attack. The other four men are still at large. Mackendly has a tattoo that reads “Hood Fellas” on his fists. The wanted men fled in a white 4-door BMW. Miami-Dade Police are hoping that this video will help citizens identify the guilty parties. Dolcine has since been released from the hospital.
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On June 21, 2010, In Sekurrity!!!, By admin
“Don’t be honkin’ at me. Shyyyt! Ima pull the plate right off ya damn car bitch……Sekurrity!!!”
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On June 18, 2010, In Sekurrity!!!, By admin
SEKURRITY!!! LAKERS FANS ARE A RIOT!
The L.A. Lakers beat the Boston Celtics in game 7 of the NBA finals to win the 2010 World Championship last night and as you might have expected, the fans took to the streets and “celebrated” by tearing the City of Angels a new one.
The violently destructive scene was déjà vu for the residents of Tinsel Town, who witnessed pretty much exactly the same thing when the the Lakers took home the trophy in 2009. Forget Disneyland, the Annual L.A. Riots are well on their way to being the biggest tourist attraction in the Golden State!
Here for your viewing pleasure and dismay is a gallery of Laker fan rioting videos from last night’s “celebration.” I double-checked and made sure they were in fact from this year. $5 to the first person to spot a celebrity.
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On June 16, 2010, In Sekurrity!!!, By admin
This is one badass bitch deer. After finding her lost fawn, this deer mother decides to take out her rage on a poor dog and cat. (Warning: this gets pretty graphic)
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On June 15, 2010, In Sekurrity!!!, By admin
On June 7, 2010, In Sekurrity!!!, By admin
We can completely understand where this crazy Russian lady is coming from. There have been many times when we have been getting ready to go out, and want to throw a few back first, so we hit up the liquor store and they don’t have what we want to drink. Nothing is more disappointing than that. Watch this woman break every bottle in sight at a liquor store in San Francisco while screaming in Russian.
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On June 2, 2010, In Sekurrity!!!, By admin
The man below is 30 year-old struggling porn star and web designer, Stephen Hill, who is responsible for a brutal stabbing rampage at a Van Nuys video production facility that left one of his co-workers dead and another two wounded on Tuesday (June 1). The suspect fled in a blue Toyota RAV4 with license plate 5YTC423 and is currently at large.
Stephen reportedly used a machete-style weapon in the attack after learning he had lost his job and faced eviction from the office. There were seven people in the office at the time of the attack. The three wounded victims were rushed to the hospital where one was pronounced dead.
There is some speculation in the adult industry that Hill performs under the name “Steve Driver.” Porn actress Dana Dearmond remarked on Twitter “omg i thought of steve driver when they said it was a skinny black guy with a sword. I knew he wasn’t right in the head.”
Yikes! This is beyond some Latino Fan Club shyyt. I mean, we all have our street trade fantasies and all…..but this is taking things a little too far.
Below are some pictures the Scenestirz dug up on his Myspace page. (Of course Myspace, who else would still be on that site?)
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