Amazing things happen at Wal-mart. Watch as this guy has to check out with his girlfriend in the shopping cart because she’s so drunk she can’t even walk. Fail.
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On September 15, 2010, In Sekurrity!!!, By admin
On September 13, 2010, In Sekurrity!!!, By admin
Police cited a 37-year-old Moorhead woman for indecent exposure Sunday after she allegedly walked into the downtown Walgreens store here partially covered in whipped cream.
The woman, identified by police as Katherine Margaret Watson, entered the store about 5:45 p.m. wearing only a thong, pasties, a “partial” green towel and the whipped cream, Lt. Tory Jacobson said.
A bystander called police and gave the woman a blanket to cover herself.
The woman, who was trying to buy shaving cream, told police she was a “free thinker” and was trying to make a statement, Jacobson said. She said she wanted to catch people’s attention and to get them to think outside the box and not conform to society’s views, he said.
“She said that if she did this at Sturgis, no one would look twice at her,” he said.
The woman later admitted that her actions might have been “a little over the top,” Jacobson said.
A police officer cited the woman for indecent exposure and transported her home, he said.
We blame that god damn Katy Perry for this one!
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On September 13, 2010, In Sekurrity!!!, By admin
On September 8, 2010, In Sekurrity!!!, By admin
Sekurrity!!! A jealous Florida woman is accused of burning her husband’s boat, go-kart and Jacuzzi after an argument over a Jennifer Lopez movie!
Shannon Wriska, a 34-year-old mother of three, was arrested on first-degree battery charge and arson charges on Thursday following an argument about the actress a day earlier at their Milton trailer.
According to a Santa Rosa County Sheriff’s Office report, the suspect’s husband Robert told police that she is jealous of the curvy actress and she did not like him seeing her in the movie they were watching. He said they began to argue about Jennifer Lopez, then they both went to bed.
But things soon turned heated again when Robert asked Shannon to move over in their bed. He said she yelled at him: “So you’re saying I’ve got a fat ass?” She then left the house fuming.
The next day, Robert was at a neighbor’s home when his wife pulled up in her car, saw him and became furious. That’s when she set his go-kart on fire, but Robert was able to extinguish it. Next, she packed her car with his dogs and told him she was going to “put them to sleep,” then punched him. The then victim left the scene.
Witnesses say while Robert was at his neighbor’s house, she set his Jacuzzi and boat on fire, then took off.
Shannon was later apprehended without incident. Incredibly, she denies all charges and says her husband set the blaze himself. The incident is now under investigation.
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On September 7, 2010, In Sekurrity!!!, By admin
A furious customer beat up a store clerk after he was denied a refund for a disappointing adult film he watched in a gay sex shop!
According to reports, the attacker called it “rubbish” and demanded his money back from staff. But when they refused, he marched out of Mystery Hall Sex Shop in St. Pauli, Germany, only to return a few minutes later to start a fight. That’s when the sales assistant was knocked out cold by the suspect, then he pocketed $540 from the cash register and took off.
This had to be one of those Michael Lucas films. Rubbish indeed.
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On September 7, 2010, In Sekurrity!!!, By admin
A group of men ganged banged either a chick or a dude and then took off with their cat and the person whose pussy was robbed decided in a strange attempt to get it back, they would post an ad on craigslist. Only in America.
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On August 26, 2010, In Sekurrity!!!, By admin
It’s almost like Glee star Naya Rivera took Carrie Underwood’s song Before He Cheats too literally when she took not a Louisville slugger to her ex’s car, but keyed the luxury vehicle.
New Details have surfaced.
“Naya and a girlfriend went to a liquor store around 1 am and bought eggs and dog food,” an eyewitness confirmed to sources.
“They were laughing hysterically the whole time they were in the store,” the eyewitness said. “They didn’t seem drunk, they were just being silly.”
The girls purchased the dog food and eggs and trashed Salling’s car that was parked on the street.
The vandalism was first reported by Us Weekly and a source said Rivera let loose on the car after she became jealous and “went crazy when she read about other girls.”
Salling plays hunky bad-boy-turned-glee-clubber Puck on the hit Fox TV show while Rivera plays Santana, a snotty cheerleader forced to join the glee club.
Dog food and eggs? This bitch was creative. What is the moral of this story scenestirz? Do not fuck with a Latina. Even if she is on Glee. Locas are Locas.
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On August 25, 2010, In Sekurrity!!!, By admin
STUNNED Cincinnati police officers couldn’t believe their eyes when a routine traffic stop yielded a woman at the wheel with her pants unbuttoned and a SEX TOY on her lap.
Colondra Hamilton, 36, admitted to masturbating while driving as she watched a pornographic video on a computer held by a passenger, according to a police report.
Police say they only pulled over the defendant for an overly dark tinted-window violation, but discovered a broken crack pipe in her possession.
Hamilton is charged with driving with misdemeanor impaired alertness and two counts of possession of drug paraphernalia.
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On August 24, 2010, In Sekurrity!!!, By admin
A Florida woman has given new meaning to the term “internal medicine.”
Law enforcement officials say they saw a bag of Xanax fall from between 22-year-old Elizabeth Athenia Progris’ legs after she showered in a Martin County jail on Aug. 13.
For Progris, the cat was out of the bag (and vice versa) when a deputy noticed the plastic baggie plummet from her pussy as she dried off.
How could they take this poor bitch’s Zanax away from her?! Look at her fucking hair. Clearly she is a little frazzled and could have used those.
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On August 24, 2010, In Sekurrity!!!, By admin
A man in his 40s was arrested at 6:30am this morning after banging on the windows of Paris Hilton’s home and trying to break in with 2 big knives. Paris saw the man on the sekurrity cameras and called the police immediately.
Paris posted this pic of the scene outside of her house this morning on her twitter page and wrote, “So Scary, just got woken up to a guy trying to break into my house holding 2 big knifes. Cops are here arresting him.”
Thank god you’re alright, Paris.
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