Katie Holmes is 0 for 2 today. First she was a Take That SHYYT Off offender and now she’s feeding her soon to be 5 year old daughter, Penis Gummies. Well, I guess it’s never to early to learn.
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Today’s Slunt Slap goes to Snoop Dogg for telling Blackbook Mag in regards to Gaga, “She’s weird as f**k. Who knows, she might have a snake or a knife in her pussy if you try to get some from her. I don’t judge Lady GaGa. She makes good shit, not like a lot of other garbage being repeated.”
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On March 1, 2011, In Slunt Slap, By admin
Today’s Slunt Slap goes to Paula Deen for riding Chef Irvine. This picture has gone viral on the internet. Someone also thought it would be a good idea to create a website called pauladeenridingthings.
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On February 16, 2011, In Slunt Slap, By admin
Today’s Slunt Slap goes to this female news reporter who obviously has been scorned by the male reporter in this video with his small peen.
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On February 8, 2011, In Slunt Slap, By admin
Antoine Banks is getting a Slunt Slap for hiding a small bag of crack in his foreskin and another bag was found tied to the waistband of his boxers during a strip search by police in Fairdale, KY. The cops probably thought Antoine had a yeast infection from the smegma of his uncut peen mixing with the crack. Ewww. Wyclef spoiled it.
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On February 8, 2011, In Slunt Slap, By admin
Kim Kardashian was so lamed by Prince that she completely froze and was immediately kicked off the stage for not shaking her fat ass during a concert at Madison Square Garden in New York last night- watch video below.
Just look at Kim move! WOW. Can’t wait to see what she brings to the stage when she finally drops her “much anticipated” smash dance hit.
POSTED BY: MARIO UNCUT
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On February 7, 2011, In Slunt Slap, By admin
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X-tina, x-tina, x-tina. You really should have practiced the lyrics to the National Anthem before belting them out incorrectly in front of nearly 100 million people. She replaced the “O’er the ramparts we watched” line” with “What so proudly we watched, at the twilight’s last reaming.”
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On February 4, 2011, In Slunt Slap, By admin
Buck Toothed Diddy doesn’t mess around when it comes to giving out presents, he recently gifted his 17-year-old son, Justin, with yet another Mercedes Maybach for his birthday. The teen received his first Maybach, worth over $300,000 when he was just 16, but Diddy upped the ante this time around, giving Justin the limousine version of the luxury vehicle for Making the Honor Roll.
“Justin has turned himself around and is now an honors student, which he wasn’t before, so I wanted to treat him,” Diddy explained of the lavish gift valued at $390,000. “It’s a collector’s car so maybe he will use it for special occasions like on a first date, but like all my kids, he prefers the simpler things than the expensive things. Simple tastes.”
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