By now I’m sure you have all heard that Jersey Shore has begun filming their second season down in South Beach. Well, it’s clear by this getup that Snooki has brought the Jersey Shore with her to Florida because there is no other way to explain what she has on. She looks like the lovechild of Lady Gaga and Papa Smurf with some Brett Michaels in there somewhere.
Our weavealicious Wendy Williams gave America’s next Oprah, Snooki, a much needed hair makeover on her show. Snooki’s hair which usually is poofed up with a bumpit has become a signature for her. Wendy changed things up a bit by giving Snooks a sleek straight black wig with a side part seam. Although, we love the bumpit we don’t mind this look on her. Watch Snooki’s hair reveal below. Who knew she was also a runway model?
Being the natural born star we all know that she is, Bumpit has some very old, vintage YouTube videos floating around on the internet. You know this was totally plotted as just one step on her way to becoming the next Oprah. Here she is doing her best Pink-Lady-Rizzo impersonation except Rizzo has turned orange and gotten amazing French tips. Oh Bumpit, we love you! What’s most incredible about this is her hair actually continues to extend past the screen. We know a sex tape is not far off at all for this one.
Is There Anything Bumpit Can’t Do?It’s a war of words between Domino’s Pizza and Bumpit.
The vision that is Bumpit told Steppin’ Out magazine that she has some thoughts for Domino’s, Dell, UNICO and American Family Insurance: “Fuck you! If you don’t want to watch, don’t watch. Just shut the hell up! I’m serious…Fuck you!”
Snooki’s elegant outburst followed the decision of Domino’s, etc. to pull their advertising from the hit MTV reality show.
A rep for the pizza company said his first thought was to decline commenting to avoid giving Snooki extra publicity. But unlike Dell, he went ahead and gave a lengthy comment anyway…
“Our first response was, ‘What a classy young lady—her parents must be so proud,” the rep said today. “There’s no need to get into a war with this young girl, because tick tock, her 15 minutes are almost up.”
Who is this Domino’s rep? Rose Nylund? That is the dumbest thing I have ever heard. Bumpit is not going anywhere Domino’s. In fact Bumpit’s opinion in the media is rivaling Oprah’s. If Bumpit said fuck Domino’s then America has probably already stopped eating pizza altogether, Digiorno boxes are being removed from the shelves already. “Don’t fuck with Bumpit fellas!!!!! This is not her first time to the rodeo!”
