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Matthew McConaughey on the cover of Men’s Fitness this month. Wow. Really?

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Poor Marissa Miller had her left arm amputated by an overzealous photoshopper at Vicky’s Secretions.

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Here are “Average Faces Of Women From Around The World.”

Faces of women from each culture/race are put together to make an average face. Makes you wonder what an average United States of America face would look like.

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Paris on the set of her German ad campaign. Looking a little puffy and filled there Paris.

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La Reina del Pacifico has been jailed since 2007 in Mexico City for reportedly having been the key link between Mexico’s Sinaloa cartel and the Colombian suppliers of cocaine. She recently received Botox injections from a plastic surgeon who was allowed to enter the jail and administer the procedure. She is also currently awaiting a liposuction procedure. Since being admitted to jail, La Reina has enjoyed special privileges like being allowed to wear high heels and designer sunglasses. She’s amazing.

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Cyndi Lauper’s Chemical Peel.

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Jennifer Aniston is trying waaaaaay to hard in this upcoming issue of Allure Magazine (February 2011) That cleft lip pout, the teddy bear, the bad wig, and the Kathy Ireland for K-Mart two piece sleep set are just a bit FUCKING CREEPY.

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Jackie Stallone is the Scenestirz newest Plastic Vision. True Plastic Perefction.

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Beauty is pain little girl.

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According to ABC News, 90,000 teens underwent plastic surgery in 2007. The most common procedures were nose jobs, breast reductions, breast augmentations, ear tucks and Botox. We can only hope that number will double in 2011.

Elisabeth Hasselbeck talked to several teenagers who had underwent the knife to avoid bullying in school. She seems really passionate about this issue. Is she trying to tell us something? Did Elisabeth get plastic surgery to avoid be bullied? If she hasn’t, she seriously should consider it.

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