The Scenestirz have no idea whether there are permenant chicken cutlets in place of Megan Fox’s old tits. Nor do we have any idea whether she’s had botox/ any other work on her face. However our first thoughts, upon seeing these pictures of her at the Jonah Hex Hollywood premiere, were that her face was damn near unrecognisable in some images and her boobs were holding up the dress (rather than the other way round). In fact we thought Madame Tussauds wax figure museum had run out of real celebrities and made one of Megan until we saw that huge ass vein bulging out of her forehead. She does look beautiful, though… despite sporting Katie Holmes’ weave from the Knight and Day premiere. We should have realized it was premiere time, when that idiotic story about her engagement surfaced (she’d been engaged for a while when the story was released… btw). She re-annouces her engagement or splits with 90210 has been Brian Austin Green before every fucking movie.

P.S. We wonder if her chocha is wax too……and if so does it look like those wax lips they sell at the candy stores.