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On 02.26.10, In Wayyy Gayyy, By admin

Well what do we have here? It seems our former Slunt of the Day Michael Kors was frolicking on some trashy gay beach somewhere. Before anything, what happened to his navel? Michael please get that checked out. The last thing we need is you being cunty on the judging panel and that thing bursting and your entire intestinal system shooting onto the runway and the contestants.

It also looks like you could use a little SPF. You don’t need that pear shaped body of yours turning into a stewed tomato. You are a fire crotch after all and you need to think of these things.

Lastly, Michael, you own an international brand. Is that the best boy toy your money could buy? Brazilians are reasonably priced and have a much better body and tan, more suitable for your wayyy gayyy beach excursions.

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On 02.23.10, In Wayyy Gayyy, By admin

The fashion world can be a strange, strange place, but designer Isabel Mastache upped the weirdness ante at her fashion show last week in Madrid. One model looked like he got stuck in a gigantic clump of dryer lint and another appeared to be wearing the same outfit that Bruno had on when he fell onto Agatha Ruiz De La Prada’s runway in 2008. She also sent prosthetic arms and party hats made from comic strips down the catwalk. But perhaps the most interesting ensemble occurs at 0:57–pants with an attached penis.

I can see what is going to happen now. Some little twink fashionista is going to think they are regaining their sex appeal points because their ridiculous outfit has a penis on it. I dunno, I mean, doesn’t it also look like a tiny penis? If you are gonna rock out with your shyyt out it, it should at least be impressive.

ISABEL MASTACHE Fall Winter 2010 / 11 Cibeles from NEOMODA on Vimeo.

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On 02.18.10, In Wayyy Gayyy, By admin

So the Scenestirz are not really big football fans, and truth be told we know little to nothing about the game. But what we do know is it is not supposed to look like these pictures below. When we first stumbled upon these pictures we thought, “Oh, cool the Jonas Brothers were channeling the inner house of Jonas vogue evolution ballroom shade,” but then we saw they were just playing a little game of football. We give you a 4 Jonas brothers. Please refer to this clip below.

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On 02.08.10, In Wayyy Gayyy, By admin

Armani Exchange wants to share the love this Valentine’s Day, but some concerned parents think AX is doing a little over-sharing. An advertisement plastered in store windows and on AX’s website featuring three couples embracing (one guy-guy, one guy-girl and one girl-girl) has been called soft porn by OneMillionMoms.com, a project of the American Family Association:

Malls, where teens hang out, have retailers whose window displays poison our children with 10-foot posters that are nothing but soft porn. In particular, Armani Exchange has recently displayed Valentine’s posters with partially dressed “couples” holding one another. These couples consist of two men, a man and woman, and two women. The women are scantily dressed while it is questionable if the men have any clothes on at all. Two of these models are used a couple of times to represent bisexuals. If it could get any worse the text written is “SHARE THE LOVE.”

Yes American Family Association, take a good look at this ad. It’s called LOVE. You represent hate. Love conquers all and we are glad it’s now conquering your middle America malls all over the country. Sooooooo Sorry.

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On 02.04.10, In Wayyy Gayyy, By admin

It’s almost Valentine’s Day, which reminds us of the Scenestirz many love-hate relationships: Lindsay Lohan, Tila Tequila, Millionaire Matchmaker Patti Stanger and perhaps most turbulently, American figure skater Johnny Weir. He is Nancy Kerrigan and Tonya Harding, with a twist of Perez Hilton, all wrapped up into one fabulous pocket-gay sized package; Weir has had enough Take That SHYYT Off Fashion Moments to make Bai Ling turn from yellow to green with envy. With the Winter Olympics 2010 just around the corner, the Scenestirz are poised to see a lot more Weir, complete with his chihuahua named Bon-Bon, a wardrobe of LaToya Jackson outfits, and a Sundance TV series entitled Be Good Johnny Weir. Love him in Rodarte or hate him in fox fur, it’s one affair too fierce for us to give up.

PS: He recently declared war with PETA.

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On 02.01.10, In Wayyy Gayyy, By admin

Jimmy Choo has fit the foot of Princess Diana, Michelle Obama and H&M shoppers, but what types of shoes does the crafty cobbler select for himself? In an interview with small British paper Gerrards Cross, Choo reportedly said he wears airline slippers around the house:

“I have slippers. I always travel Malaysian Airlines, I’m a Platinum card holder and in first class you get comfortable slippers, I take them home with me.”

And what does he wear when hitting the town?

“I wear heels when I go to a club. English people are all taller than me. I have three inches with a half inch platform at the front. You have to get used to them.”

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On 01.30.10, In Wayyy Gayyy, By admin

Tear. It seems Wet N’ Wild Cosmetics has prayed on another victim, only this time it’s a man baaaby!!! Jean-Claude Van Damme if you want to be “Glamorous Everyday. Fabulous Every Way,” you are going to have to learn to match your colors. Terracotta is definitely not your shade of blush girlfriend. Jean, may the Scenestirz suggest a makeup tutorial from Miss Benny Jane? He will show you how to contour yourself “hard & fast.”

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On 01.25.10, In Wayyy Gayyy, By admin

American figure skater Johnny Weir wants us to know the four things he finds most delicious in life. Johnny looks like he baked in the tanning booth for an extra hour before he taped this and I would love to know how he got his hair to do that. Someone’s been canoodling with Pauly D. from Jersey Shore.

Johnny’s most delicious things in life are:

1. Balenciaga – we would love to know if any pieces from this designer have been incorporated into his very fashionable figure skating outfits
2. Bellini’s from Cipriani – for $20.95 it better be the most delicious cocktail you’ve ever had
3. Starbucks – overpriced burnt coffee is not so delicious, but if we’re talking fraps and lattes we have to agree
4. Fur Coats – PETA would not be happy but who cares. That lavish fur he’s got on really compliments his orangeness.

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On 01.20.10, In Wayyy Gayyy, By admin

Twenty-four-year-old Justin Brown was indicted on a felony theft charge last week, after cheating wealthy men out of thousands of dollars by impersonating model Bree Condon on online dating website SeekingMillionaire.com, the LA Times reports. Using his high-pitched voice, photoshoped pictures and a series of social networking sites, Brown managed to convince sugar daddies surfing the Web that he was indeed the 23-year-old Guess jeans model “just looking for Mr. Right.”

But then, Brown-as-Bree made the mistake of contacting a man named John a private investor and inventor. Brown could tell something was up and contacted the real Bree Condon. She already had her own private investigator working on the case. Local police authorities stepped in and found Brown in an Austin, Texas motel room with “an iPhone that had been a gift from one suitor,” and “a small dog paid for by another,” and determined that he had duped a “wealthy Miami Beach doctor out of about $15,000.” However, for Carbona, the most shocking part was that Bree’s impersonator was a man:

“I’d been talking to this person for three months. I’m telling you this guy has either had his gonads removed or he is talking through a voice synthesizer.”

Well you know how tricky the gays can be on these online sites. I bet Justin Brown has a whole other character Jose Louis Chavez who is a DL rican from the Bronx, is a porn star for Latino Fan Club, and talks like he has just been released from prison.

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On 01.12.10, In Wayyy Gayyy, By admin

It’s no secret that prison can make love bloom between male convicts. One second they are stabbing each other, the next second they are dropping soap and making sweet love. These two inmates however must really be feeling each other. They have decided to show their love to one another by getting matching eyeball tattoos. These two let love lead the way and showed their commitment to one another by becoming the only two in the world to have tattooed eyeballs. David and Paul sittin’ in the tree t-att-oo-ing , first comes love, then comes marriage, then comes red and blue eyeball sclera’s.

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